Listen up friends, I want to plant some trees.

100% of net proceeds generated on this site will be dedicated to the procurement and restoration of degraded land for the purpose of growing some trees, because I want to. What do you want to do?

  • Step 1

    Write a painfully and hilariously honest book that helps me uncover my true nature. Create my best first draft of a 10 year plan.

  • Step 2

    Get really good at failing. Try, try again to create momentum and fill my bathtub. This will make more sense if you have read the book.

  • Step 3

    Grow all manner of living, oxygen respiring members of the plant kingdom, along with some very carbon-rich soil. Share everything I learn with anyone who will listen, and also go on really fun vacations.